I know it’s Christmas night and you probably want to go to bed early tonight (I do too!) but I HAVE to tell you about this crazy little guy who showed up at my door tonight.

He was short, about 4 feet tall.

He also had weird shoes that curled at the toe.

And even more weird, he had pointy ears.

I asked him who he was and he said he was a messenger elf from Santa!

Apparently, Santa is getting older and slower, and he’s concerned about his retirement plan.

He’s been spending all his coin on naughty things instead of nice things 😉

So he wanted my advice.

Can you believe that?

So here’s what I told this messenger to tell Santa:

1. Start an online business!

I told the messenger to tell Santa to start selling his own branded stuff on Amazon, santa toilet paper would be a big hit don’t cha think 😀

2. Quit eating the cookies and milk!

When going to down chimneys and seeing plate of cookies and a glass of milk, ignore it! And instead, leave a note next to them saying next year he’d prefer to be left fruit or maybe some meat and cheese, instead.

And instead of milk, I told him to ask for water.

If he needs advice, he should check out the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs:

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

3. Start charging kids for deliveries unless they’re members of Amazon prime

Santa spends way too much time delivering stuff, Amazon could do all his deliveries for free! Now that’s LEVERAGE baby!

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I said to tell Santa this is NOT a get rich quickly thing.

It’s based on the same stuff all the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs are doing to set themselves free, so it’s not magic (no using his elves to get stuff done) but it does work.

4. Have a third list, naughty, nice and in-between

In other words…

Santa’s current system is too restrictive 😀

There are lots of things that kids do that’s kinda in-between naughty and nice

PLUS

What about all those adult gifts that he delivers, I’m sure we all like the naughty ones much more 😉

5. Lay off 50% of the elves

Let’s face it.

All those elves are dead weight.

And by trimming his workforce down, he’ll also trim his overhead down, too, because he’ll be forced to roll up his sleeves and do more work.

Anyway, so that’s that.

This is the plan I have for Santa.

We’ll see if he listens in 2017

Have a GREAT Christmas.

I’ll see you soon! 🙂

Neil

My dear old mum back in blighty is 72

She’s an avid gardener and loves watching dancing with the stars

I speak to her most weeks and once a month or so I’ll try and explain what I do to her

“I buy things from Asia and then sell them to westerners”

Is my standard approach

That’s a pretty easy way to understand selling online right?

Anyway

She doesn’t get it at all

She can’t wrap her head around people shopping online

She thinks they’re crazy to let the Russians get access to their credit card details :d

and when I pushed her she told me that she just tells her friends that she

“Thinks I Rob Banks!”

LOL

Seriously

So the $45K a month i make on Amazon is like robbing a bank to my mum

Which is kinda cool don’t you think?

I remember that famous quote from the famous bank robber Willie Sutton

When he was asked why he robs banks he simply said

“because that’s where the money is”

Well I sell on Amazon because that’s where the buyers are!

Want to join me selling online?

Then start a new business in 2017 and let me show you everything you need to make it a huge success!

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

Neil (Amazon Robber) Asher

The giant Skywhale hot-air balloon sculpture is inflated in Melbourne. Pic. Nicole Garmston

I do, ever since I can remember my folks used to breed Alsatians back in Blighty

I grew up in Nottingham, I lived on the outskirts of Sherwood forest, back when there was a forest… now it’s mostly apartments

I used to walk the dogs every morning before school

Happy days

So when Aussie Online Entrepreneur Andrew Oliver told me he wanted to start selling dog products I was happier than a pug with a squeaky toy!

Andrew’s from Melbourne, I still let him in my group though (see how benevolent I am 😉

He’d been trying to make it online for a while following goo roos and buying their bright shiny garbage

Now he’s with me

He’s finally getting some traction because my stuff works

He worked with another one of the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs, Karen Thomson, she’s an old hand in our group as she’s already making oodles of sales

So now his dog store is live and he’s seen the light

Now he wants my babies

I told him I’d be a sperm donor of awesomeness and that my seed was probably 90% red wine 😀

Wanna finally start your own online thang?

Then I’m your man!

Check out my awesome group of Aussie Online Entrepreneurs here

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs/

I can’t promise you you’ll want my babies but I can promise you it’s the fastest way to online success

Neil

You know Steve Martin right

Incredible comedic talent

He sold out 100,000 arena’s

Movie Star (The Jerk is one of my all time favourite movies)

and

Lead Banjo player in a band

WTF!

That’s right Steve Martin just happens to be a world class Banjo player

In his autobiography “Born Standing Up” there’s a quote that will change your life

Here it is

“This time next year you’ll wish you started today”

Steve was passionate about banjo’s and loved the sound they made

He realised that if he wanted to learn to play the Banjo he just had to get started

If he didn’t, he’d look back on his life a year from now and wish he would have gotten started

It’s the same with business

This time next year you’ll wish you would have started today

Be Like Steve & Start Today

You can take the first step towards building your online business here
http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs/

If you’re smart you’ll combine your passion (secret or otherwise) with your business

Steve could have sold Banjo’s too 🙂

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Neil