Would you drink the blood of a teenager?

Yum!

Yum!

If only I could go back to the year 2000 with what I know now

– Average property in Sydney $300K (now $1 million)

– Shares in Apple for $5 (now $109

– An ounce of Gold for just $250 (now $1300)

Jeez I’d be a billionaire by now!

Heard that lament before?

Possibly from someone close to you… very close to you 😉

Well it seems that the latest craze in silicon valley is trying very hard to recapture the youth of those tech titans

In a recent study published in the Harvard press

Scientists have found that young blood actually ‘recharges’ the brain, forms new blood vessels and improves memory and learning.

“This should give us all hope for a healthier future,” said Prof Doug Melton, of Harvard’s Department of Stem Cell and Regenerative Biology.

WTF!!!

Anyone else worried about that?

Anecdotally I have already heard of teenage blood being sold on the black market

It was even rumoured that the North Korean dictator Kim Jong-il injected himself with blood from healthy young virgins to slow the ageing process.

I imagine a few teens may go missing in the years to come..

Anyway

That concept of wanting to reclaim youth is usually about regret

Feeling that there are things you would have done differently if you had your time again

Different career… lovers… life…

Today in November 2016 there has never been a better time to start an online business

Amazon is arriving here in a few short months and then the whole ecommerce landscape will change for ever

There will be winners

There will be losers

and there will be those that in 5 years time wished they had started today…

Don’t be like your young self back in 2000

Seize this opportunity and start a new life

Your journey begins with a single step

Joining me in the Aussie Online entrepreneurs
http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

You’ll get all the support, training and strategy you need to take advantage of the unique opportunity that presents itself to you

get started today!
http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

Neil Asher

A Corporate Slave Breaks Free

97690% of all the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs now making cashola thanks to Amazon are ex wage slaves

Are you ready to take back control of your life?

I got this email over the weekend from Derrick

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Thanks Neil

I’ve been a corporate slave for the last 15 years, never want to nor have the personality for becoming an executive. Tired of selling my time for cash. Really keen to get an e-commerce business started. You’re materials are invaluable in providing a head start.

Have a good weekend

Derrick

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I used to have a J.O.B

There is no shame in that

Having a JOB that you;

– dislike
– working for a boss that doesn’t value you
– knowing there is more to life

and still doing nothing

Well that’s flat out madness

I get it though making the leap can feel difficult, scary even

That’s why joining a great community of people just like you is the secret sauce to setting yourself free

We’re a great group of people

From HUGELY diverse backgrounds

~ From poms in Bondi to kiwi’s in the sunny coast

~ Ex secretaries to managing directors

~ Married to divorced

~ A Menagerie of kids to kidless

~ 35 to 84

As long as you’re sick of what you’re doing and you know there’s more to life

You’ll Fit Right In!

Come check us out here

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

Neil Asher

3 stocks to sell because of Amazon

jeff-bezos-devilYou probably know already that Amazon is coming to Australia

That’s no secret

And I don’t need to tell you that will present an opportunity for you to set up an online business on Amazon and join the 70,000 other people that currently make over $130,000 a year on Amazon

Plus you already know that I’m the best person to show you how to start and build said cashola creating business through my Aussie Online Entrepreneurs

—> LOOK —> http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

Yes you know these facts already

BUT

Did you think about your super and how that could benefit?

Hmmm thought not 😉

Well my retirement hungry compadre let me show you the 3 stocks I am personally shorting through my self managed super

1. Harvey Norman

If ever a business was the definition of dinosaur it’s Harvey Norman, their website is terrible, their franchisees are being bank rolled by Gerry harvey to the tune of millions of dollars and they’re margins are just about to get eaten alive by Amazon

This stock is currently trading at $4.50

It’s going down down down baby

2. Woolworths

The increasingly competitive environment means sales and margins are likely to come under significant pressure, especially with the emergence of ALDI and the potential arrival of fellow low-cost German supermarket retailer Lidl in Australia.
Amazon has said that it’s targeting the home delivery market here in Oz with it’s Amazon Fresh offering.

This will be a major body blow for Woolies

The stock is currently $23.35

I have it tipped at $18

3. Myer

Myer as a business has a recent surge of good news but I doubt that the imminent arrival of Amazon has had anything other than a stultifying effect on the myer board

Old outdated stores

Old outdated labels

This darling of the noughts is in tail spin with more to come.

It’s one redeeming feature is the 65 department store leases it owns, which may prove valuable to an acquirer.

As for the structural soundness of the business, Amazon will eat it’s lunch

The stock is currently $1.07

I see nothing but bad news for Myer unless they get acquired

As I said the best investment you can currently make is educating yourself how to take advantage of the fact that Amazon is launching here

There will be winners and losers

I’d rather you were on the winning side

Join me as an Aussie Online Entrepreneurs and let me show you how to kick butt and carve out a slice of the $4 Billion pie that Amazon is expected to create here

Take a look at how you get your pie here

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

Neil

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Disclaimer – I am not a FSA nor am I a stock broker, I’m a dude that makes cashola online and then invests it in other stuff, these are nothing more than educated guesses based on freely available data, so do your own research bubba

“You’re Fired, we’ve hired a robot to do your job”

youre-firedDid you see this?

A UN Report This Week:

Robots Will Replace Two-Thirds of All Workers in the Developing World

That ought to scare the bejesus outa ya

From lawyers to taxi drivers

Accountants to lawn mowers

Robots are slowly but surely automating you out of your chosen career

You’ve already seen a TON of jobs go overseas

That’s only set to happen more and more

In many ways Trump’s winning presidency campaign was a result of millions of folks that suffered because jobs are being shifted overseas

It’s happening here to

Turnbull keeps spruiking the “innovation economy” what does that mean for you though?

Usually it means a younger person taking your job or worse your job being outsourced O/S or automated by innovation

Then what?

Middle aged and over qualified for work that no longer exists

Good luck getting a job that pays you what you’re worth

My advice?

Be proactive instead of reactive

Get to work NOW on building the next phase of your life

Your single best opportunity to set yourself up for the coming disruption is a business

and the best business is an ecommerce business

Buy low in China/India

Sell high in rich developed economies

It’s a tried and tested strategy that’s been around for hundreds of years

Wanna learn how to do that?

Then I’m your man

Take a look at the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

246 people just like you all sick to death of getting by

and taking action to make things better for themselves

Join us

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

Neil Asher

eCommerce lessons from horny rabbits

cpbm7kowgaeq_tmI’m going to show you why in a J.O.B or traditional business you can’t get ahead

A farmer has a field 1 acre square

In that field live 1000 horny rabbits

Rabbits love to get wild with each other so they continually replenish themselves

Rabbits are also pretty dumb and are fair prey for foxes

1000 rabbits can support food for approx 50 foxes

If one fox decides to get his jig on and start killing more foxes, the economics of the field change

That fox has now upset the balance of the filed

By taking more of his “fair share”

The rabbit population will crash and other foxes won’t have enough to eat and will die

All because of some greedy old fox

Sound familiar?

That’s like having a traditional business, or a job

You can only make so much cashola in a JOB or business because of the limitations of your environment

AKA

Only so many customers in your area or positions in your company

LOTS of hungry foxes though!

It’s not like that online

—> http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

When you start an online business your field of bonking bunnies is HUGE!

You have the whole world to sell too

That’s why it’s so much easier to make cashola online

It’s simple economics

If you want to join hundreds of other bonking Aussie Online Entrepreneurs as they start their own online businesses take a look here

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

If you’re happy running from the foxes in a small field, do nothing

Neil Asher

An eCommerce consultant gets paid more thanks to me

australian-e-commerce-statisticsOne of the things I encourage my Aussie Online Entrepreneurs to do is to take the strategies that I teach them and make additional income as ecommerce consultants

Hundreds of thousands of businesses want to start selling their stuff online

Yet they lack the skills to do that

That my cashola hungry compadre is an opportunity

A starving market with no sandwiches to eat

Anyway

One of my Aussie Online Entrepreneurs Simon Strachan sent me this email

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well, I gotta hand it to you.

I’m very aware of the work that goes into creating the training that you have.

I’m also very aware of the experience, both positive and negative and the toe-curling frustration that has to exist to learn what you need to learn . . so you can create the training that you have.

Although I’ve been quiet in the shadows, I’ve been going through the modules, learning, researching and doing.

My initial goal was to undertake the training, so I could assist clients in their goals. Now I can definitely see my way forward to assist them in their goals, as well as set a few new ones of my own. 🙂

And the thought / realisation of India is certainly ringing my bell. A big, fat golden Ganesh styled, chai soaked bong.g.g sounding bell.

So congrats on the training, and thank you.

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Simon gets it

Multiple income streams are the way to go

Learn how to sell your own stuff and help other people sell heir stuff too

That’s business 101

Fancy a new career as a highly paid in demand ecommerce consultant?

Then learn how to sell online

I’m your man for that

Start here

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

Neil

A Message From President Trump

trumpDear Australia

Due to my winning’est victory last night I am your new overlord

You will find me a benevolent dictator, and unlike your Queen, I promise that I will not require you to sing the new Trump national anthem, that me and Melania are putting together

Like the citizens of Australia, my hot as hell wife Melania is also from Europe and I am all for importing more people like Melania into the USA

Talking of hot ladies

I’d like to take this opportunity to thank all Australians for giving us Master chef and Kylie Minogue

Kylie is one hell of a piece of a$$, am I right!

Thank you for sharing her

I have spoken to your leader Tony Abbott and his lap dog Malcolm and they have assured me that they will continue to embrace our consumer ways,

I have suggested to Tony that we can extend the wall we are building into Australia to stop any more poms getting into Australia and Tony has suggested that we can simply turn back the Mexican’s at the border

a sort of “stop the cars policy”

You’re probably wondering what is going to happen to Australia now I am the ruler

First up

I plan to bomb China

Those Chinks have had it too easy for too long and so my first duty will be to bomb them and thus ensure that America stays No 1 for years to come!

That will probably have some knock on effects for you and so you may want to close any Chinese restaurants and most of China town will have to go too

Second

I will be sending all the Mexican’s home, no doubt some of them will decide to come to Australia

This will mean Taco’s… lots of Taco’s

Get used to this

Fird

I am going to Ban a couple of things

1. Universal Remotes

I have one and it does not control the universe, I tried and Hilary is still alive

2. The Church

No one should be allowed to pay less tax than I do!

Finally

I received a letter from a Pauline Hanson, she has asked me to “please explain” how I pulled this off

It was easy really

I just used my bigly charms and just grab em by the pu**y!

Big D

(brought to you by the team at www.roarlocal.com.au/blog 🙂

Are You Ready to Swallow a Pill Full of Poop?

this-vibrating-engine-powered-pill-wants-to-make-you-poopRight now one of the fastest growing areas of alternative medicine is a little thing called a

fecal microbiota transplant

Just as it sounds, the idea is that the poop of a healthy person is swallowed by someone with a bad gut and the good bacteria in the poop colonizes the new gut, and lo and behold they’re cured!

Now I make light of it but the science is solid and the results have been dramatic!

Naturally the poop is cleaned and only the bacteria is left, so you don’t literally have to swallow someones poop, unless you’re into that sort of thing

That idea though of taking in someone else’s good bacteria to improve your own is a concept that I like

I’ve often thought that swallowing a pill or just downloading the mindset of a millionaire ecommerce entrepreneur would be very cool

That’s why I have a special section for my Aussie Online Entrepreneurs all about mindset

There’s no pill of poop to take, just hyper stimulating videos that download the entrepreneurial mindset into your own brain

Watch them and be forever changed

? Usually procrastinate?

! Wake Up Productive!

? Unsure where to start?

! Be Certain In Your Choices!

Here’s what Belinda Hall from Orange in NSW has to say

“The support is simply fantastic, I could not be happier with my decision to join the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs”

Belinda is launching a skin care range 🙂

Why not launch your own online business?

It sure as hell beats swallowing poop at a J.O.B all day!

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

Neil Asher

When Sarah Cheated On Me

landscape-1444749886-gettyimages-200152733-001I got an email this morning from one of my Aussie Online Entrepreneurs, Sarah

She told me that she’d strayed from the path and had purchased a goo roo shiny product from click bank for $97

The product was teaching people to make cashola using click bank and promised to make you $100K a month in a few months

Usual goo roo garbage

But in a moment of weakness Sarah strayed and was seduced by the great sales copy

She purchased and instantly regretted it

The up-sell was $4000 for coaching to “implement” the program

So just like when you think you really fancy fish and chips and you eat it only to feel kinda sick and fat after (is that just me?) she had goo roo sickness for a week after

She came back to me to tell me she’d strayed and could you come back into the group?

I told her that normally when people stray they get divorced 😀

But naturally I took her back in

Listen it’s easy to get seduced by bright shiny goo roo’s promising $100K a month

But let me tell you, building a business does not happen overnight

It is not easy

It’s a simple process (find a group of people in pain, solve the pain for them, help them after) but it ain’t easy

Any goo roo that tells you it is is just plain full of it

If you want to learn how to build a real business then come join 246 other Aussies all building their own real business on Amazon

We like to think of it as get-rich-slowly-but-surely

And if you’re as smart as I think you are you will too

You can check out what we do and join here
http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

Neil Asher

worst girlfriend eva!

aaeaaqaaaaaaaaidaaaajge3ndjjztezlwvhn2mtndg2my1hndc4ltkyy2fiodizzjhjmanote – I’m not at all proud of what I’m about to tell you… I’m only giving you the gory details to make a point as you’ll see

Back in my single days I had a thing for married women

I’d look for ladies who were clearly smart, not valued by their husbands and bored with the status quo

Usually their husbands worked in very high demanding jobs that kept them at the office from 7am to 8pm and on call the rest of the time

I’d usually find these magnificent creatures at the Gym or yoga or even at the coffee shop

spotting them was a no brainer, they clearly were trying everything they knew, to get their husbands to take notice of them… to no avail… hubby was i love with his job

I’d meet them and very quickly let them know that I was there for a good time not a log time

I had no desire to break up a marriage, the husband was doing a stellar job of that

One day I found “Caroline”

She was typical of the bored lonely woman who’s husband was more interested in advancing his career then taking care of his wife

We had coffee and I gave her my pitch

“I’m not interested in coming between you and your hubby I’m just interested in getting wild with you”

It was longer than that but you get the idea 🙂

Anyway

We start seeing each other

Things are fun

Lots of sexay-time

Then little by little

Things started to deteriorate

“you should have known that’s what I wanted”

became normal

She wanted me to be a mind reader

It all went pear shaped after that…

let me tell you, guys are terrible at mind reading

We’re kinda dumb when it comes to emotional intelligence

Ladies are hard wired to know that, men, not so

Now I’m very happily married my wife Tash and I go on a date night every Friday

The first 10 minutes of the date night is direct honest communication

Clear the air, it works well

Much better than expecting each other to know what’s happening in each others heads!

If you follow my step by step systems, It’s not like that when you sell things online

If you do what I say it’s VERY clear what your customer wants

All you have to do is create a product that gives your customers what they want

Right now the BIG opportunity is Amazon Australia

Over the weekend it was leaked that Amazon will launch phase 2 of their roll out in 2017

That means there will be a TON of incredible opportunities for you and me

Would you like to know how to create your own online business on Amazon?

Then I’m your man!

Right now there are 246 other Australians just like that are either already selling or just getting started

All stages of the entrepreneurial journey are in there

If you’ve ever wanted to do this then take a look

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

You’ll be glad you did

Neil Asher