Are You Ready to Swallow a Pill Full of Poop?

this-vibrating-engine-powered-pill-wants-to-make-you-poopRight now one of the fastest growing areas of alternative medicine is a little thing called a

fecal microbiota transplant

Just as it sounds, the idea is that the poop of a healthy person is swallowed by someone with a bad gut and the good bacteria in the poop colonizes the new gut, and lo and behold they’re cured!

Now I make light of it but the science is solid and the results have been dramatic!

Naturally the poop is cleaned and only the bacteria is left, so you don’t literally have to swallow someones poop, unless you’re into that sort of thing

That idea though of taking in someone else’s good bacteria to improve your own is a concept that I like

I’ve often thought that swallowing a pill or just downloading the mindset of a millionaire ecommerce entrepreneur would be very cool

That’s why I have a special section for my Aussie Online Entrepreneurs all about mindset

There’s no pill of poop to take, just hyper stimulating videos that download the entrepreneurial mindset into your own brain

Watch them and be forever changed

? Usually procrastinate?

! Wake Up Productive!

? Unsure where to start?

! Be Certain In Your Choices!

Here’s what Belinda Hall from Orange in NSW has to say

“The support is simply fantastic, I could not be happier with my decision to join the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs”

Belinda is launching a skin care range 🙂

Why not launch your own online business?

It sure as hell beats swallowing poop at a J.O.B all day!

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

Neil Asher

When Sarah Cheated On Me

landscape-1444749886-gettyimages-200152733-001I got an email this morning from one of my Aussie Online Entrepreneurs, Sarah

She told me that she’d strayed from the path and had purchased a goo roo shiny product from click bank for $97

The product was teaching people to make cashola using click bank and promised to make you $100K a month in a few months

Usual goo roo garbage

But in a moment of weakness Sarah strayed and was seduced by the great sales copy

She purchased and instantly regretted it

The up-sell was $4000 for coaching to “implement” the program

So just like when you think you really fancy fish and chips and you eat it only to feel kinda sick and fat after (is that just me?) she had goo roo sickness for a week after

She came back to me to tell me she’d strayed and could you come back into the group?

I told her that normally when people stray they get divorced 😀

But naturally I took her back in

Listen it’s easy to get seduced by bright shiny goo roo’s promising $100K a month

But let me tell you, building a business does not happen overnight

It is not easy

It’s a simple process (find a group of people in pain, solve the pain for them, help them after) but it ain’t easy

Any goo roo that tells you it is is just plain full of it

If you want to learn how to build a real business then come join 246 other Aussies all building their own real business on Amazon

We like to think of it as get-rich-slowly-but-surely

And if you’re as smart as I think you are you will too

You can check out what we do and join here
http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

Neil Asher

worst girlfriend eva!

aaeaaqaaaaaaaaidaaaajge3ndjjztezlwvhn2mtndg2my1hndc4ltkyy2fiodizzjhjmanote – I’m not at all proud of what I’m about to tell you… I’m only giving you the gory details to make a point as you’ll see

Back in my single days I had a thing for married women

I’d look for ladies who were clearly smart, not valued by their husbands and bored with the status quo

Usually their husbands worked in very high demanding jobs that kept them at the office from 7am to 8pm and on call the rest of the time

I’d usually find these magnificent creatures at the Gym or yoga or even at the coffee shop

spotting them was a no brainer, they clearly were trying everything they knew, to get their husbands to take notice of them… to no avail… hubby was i love with his job

I’d meet them and very quickly let them know that I was there for a good time not a log time

I had no desire to break up a marriage, the husband was doing a stellar job of that

One day I found “Caroline”

She was typical of the bored lonely woman who’s husband was more interested in advancing his career then taking care of his wife

We had coffee and I gave her my pitch

“I’m not interested in coming between you and your hubby I’m just interested in getting wild with you”

It was longer than that but you get the idea 🙂

Anyway

We start seeing each other

Things are fun

Lots of sexay-time

Then little by little

Things started to deteriorate

“you should have known that’s what I wanted”

became normal

She wanted me to be a mind reader

It all went pear shaped after that…

let me tell you, guys are terrible at mind reading

We’re kinda dumb when it comes to emotional intelligence

Ladies are hard wired to know that, men, not so

Now I’m very happily married my wife Tash and I go on a date night every Friday

The first 10 minutes of the date night is direct honest communication

Clear the air, it works well

Much better than expecting each other to know what’s happening in each others heads!

If you follow my step by step systems, It’s not like that when you sell things online

If you do what I say it’s VERY clear what your customer wants

All you have to do is create a product that gives your customers what they want

Right now the BIG opportunity is Amazon Australia

Over the weekend it was leaked that Amazon will launch phase 2 of their roll out in 2017

That means there will be a TON of incredible opportunities for you and me

Would you like to know how to create your own online business on Amazon?

Then I’m your man!

Right now there are 246 other Australians just like that are either already selling or just getting started

All stages of the entrepreneurial journey are in there

If you’ve ever wanted to do this then take a look

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs

You’ll be glad you did

Neil Asher

Lessons from a old dude with big pecs

dr-jeffrey-life2-550x366I was at the Gym this morning

I go there cuz I’m 45 and starting to enter my first mid life crisis…

The gym is full of a a real mix of people

Crazy hot laydees with their fake lady pecs

Guys that grunt when they lift

Skinny dweebs like me

and then there’s “the old guy”

I’d guess he was in his 60’s

He looks amazeballs!

Totally ripped and super strong

He puts me to shame… then again the hot blonde chicklet that works out next to me can lift more than me!

Anyway

I finally talked to the old guy this morning

He’s a total legend and really knows his stuff!

The big lesson he gave me was this

If you want to grow muscle first you must push through the pain barrier and lift weights that kinda damage your muscles

It’s the muscle repair that creates the growth

So instead of lifting my weights a set amount of times (reps)

I now lift until I’m cream crackered and can’t lift any more

It hurts more but it is the only way to get stronger

That information runs contrary to most of the BS personal trainers come life coaches give you

It’s the same online

Most Goo Roos tell you need a complicated funnel and a “trip wire” product and all sorts of other crap that confuses you into buying more and more of their stuff

It’s utter utter BS

You need 3 things to make a great online business

1. A great product to sell

2. A market to sell it to

3. Customer service after the sale so they come back for more

That’s it

It all starts with your product

Do you have some ideas for products you’d sell online?

Want some help to bring your online dreams into reality?

Then I’m your man

I keep it simple, show you exactly what works (what I do in my own businesses) and support you as you succeed!

Come join 246 other Aussies as an Online Entrepreneur!

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs/

Neil Asher

does this mean I’m a pansy?

unicorn_manThis morning I got an email from Karen Thomson, she’s one of the girls I let into the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs 😉

In her email she said this

“I can’t tell you what a boost in confidence this has given me Neil, it’s changing my life”

Now I like an “action movie and beer” night as much as the next guy but I’ve gotta tell you this brought a tear to my eye

Getting emails like that from the folks in the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs group is pretty bloody cool I can tell you

My wife (Tash) told me I’m a big softie at heart

I dunno about that, I do know that the stuff I share works.

It’s life changing and

if you actually apply it

it will let you take charge of your life

If that sounds like something you’d be interested in take a look

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs/

Neil Asher

Even People From Melbourne Can Do This

The giant Skywhale hot-air balloon sculpture is inflated in Melbourne.  Pic. Nicole Garmston

The giant Skywhale hot-air balloon sculpture is inflated in Melbourne. Pic. Nicole Garmston

Do you like dogs?

I do, ever since I can remember my folks used to breed Alsatians back in Blighty

I grew up in Nottingham, I lived on the outskirts of Sherwood forest, back when there was a forest… now it’s mostly apartments

I used to walk the dogs every morning before school

Happy days

So when Aussie Online Entrepreneur Andrew Oliver told me he wanted to start selling dog products I was happier than a pug with a squeaky toy!

Andrew’s from Melbourne, I still let him in my group though (see how benevolent I am 😉

He’d been trying to make it online for a while following goo roos and buying their bright shiny garbage

Now he’s with me

He’s finally getting some traction because my stuff works

He worked with another one of the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs, Karen Thomson, she’s an old hand in our group as she’s already making oodles of sales

So now his dog store is live and he’s seen the light

Now he wants my babies

I told him I’d be a sperm donor of awesomeness and that my seed was probably 90% red wine 😀

Wanna finally start your own online thang?

Then I’m your man!

Check out my awesome group of Aussie Online Entrepreneurs here

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs/

I can’t promise you you’ll want my babies but I can promise you it’s the fastest way to online success

Neil

Paeodophiles Gone Wild

3f00ee15-06cd-4504-a88d-9c007d0efb2aI bloody hate Paeodophiles

They’ve totally screwed things up for normal dads

Last night was halloween and I took my 2 daughters (Izzy 9 and Charlotte 4) and 5 of their friends trick or treating on our street

I had my best Frankenstein wig on and a bolt through my neck

So we were walking up the street and one of the girls was acting like a spoilt brat

Demanding more of the chocolates

Taking them from the others

Telling them to shut up if they complained

Just generally acting like a spoilt little beeatch

In the end i stopped her and told her she could either play nice or I’d send her home

She told me in no uncertain terms that i could shove my “advice” where the sun don’t shine

10 years old mind you

So I took her arm and I was just about to give her a pat on the butt when a voice in my head said stop

Now I have no idea what you think about giving kids a light smack when they deserve it

I come from a home where if we talked back to my dad he’d give us a smack on the bum

We soon learned to respect our elders

Now in this crazy PC world I couldn’t even tell her off properly for fear of getting in trouble

So I had to sit there and let her play up until I could tell her folks and they’d discipline her

I dunno

Maybe I’m old fashioned but I think there’s nothing wrong with a pat on the bum when kids mis behave

I KNOW that some lettuce eating do goober is going to email me to say that you should never hit kids

I’m not talking about getting the belt out or anything daft like that, so hold your pink fluffy unicorn horses thar!

I blame Paedophile’s

They’ve made dads and teachers think twice before hugging kids that aren’t there own

That in turn has lead us to over think other stuff too, like discipline

What do you think?

Comment and let me know

Neil Asher

Keeping up with the Patels

forbes-list-of-100-richest-indians-2014During the 17th century, China had a monopoly on tea.

But the poms wanted ‘in’, so the East India Company hired a smuggler.

He was Robert Fortune, an adventurer and Scottish botanist, who disguised himself as a Chinese merchant and stole tea plants, seedlings, and other botanical discoveries and took them to India.

During the next few decades, India’s tea production surpassed China’s.

That business strategy

“import products into a country”

Is a tried and tested way to wealth that’s worked for hundreds of years

Buying products here in Australia and then selling them in India is making cashola online

Word to the wise

Indians LOVE Aussie stuff

from UGG boots to tea tree oil they can’t get enough of us!

Why?

2 reasons

1. They don’t trust their own stuff,

Most of it’s cheap fake crap

When they want something quality they look overseas

Australia has a brilliant reputation in India for quality goods

2. Keeping up with the Patel’s

India has more millionaires than there are people in NSW

Their middle class is the fastest growing in the world!

They’re cashed up and looking for ways to flaunt their success

Nothing say’s “you’ve made it” more than buying foreign products

So they lust after Aussie made goods and then flaunt them to their friends

But what other Aussie products are lusted after overseas?

If you join me as an Aussie Online Entrepreneur today you’ll be just in time for our weekly Q&A tonight at 8pm (Sydney time)

I’m currently showing my cashola hungry compadres how to sell their stuff in India

Tonight is the “what to sell” session

You’ll learn exactly what to sell and how to sell it

Join here today so you can see it

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs/

Neil

Should you sell your ass to make cash?

berlin-brothel-seeks-tester-news-house-03-25-15-1104930-twobyone
Sherri used to be a madam

She operated a den of inequity in Wollongong

She had 5 ladies working for her, 2 asians, 2 aussies and a black girl

She said that her clients liked to rotate through the girls, black girl one day, asian the next and aussie the next

She learnt that having a broad product catalogue was important

Her clients would usually come once a month or so until she started to run deal days

25% off services when bundled with others

She even experimented with a buy one get one free deal

She was surprised when it was not at all popular

She said that most men only dream about 2 but the reality is it’s too scar for them… at least her clients

She hustled and made some money

Then, one day, without notice, she had a visit from a bikie with a shot gun

He wanted “protection money”

Her clients were lonely men and she didn’t need protection though, so he left

That night a shot was fired through her window

The next day she left

Now she’s in the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs

Those skills she learnt in business all apply to making cashola online

instead of bikies we have Jeff Bezos, a more benevolent overlord

She’s happier, she’s stopped drinking and she’s taking care of herself more, yoga, the gym and eating well

She told me that her profession is NOT the oldest

Commerce is.

people have traded goods since the neanderthals

It’s time tested and it works

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs/

Buy cheaply in Asia

Sell to wealthy yanks

No need to sell your soul

Learn what Sherri learned to set herself free by joining me as an Aussie Online Entrepreneur

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs/

We’re a great bunch of folks from ex lawyers to tradies, 35 to 84 right across Australia!

http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs/

Check us out

Neil

How I made my wife love me more

Natasha Asher Artist

Natasha Asher Artist

My (long suffering) wife Natasha has her final exam today for her Art Degree

Ever since I can remember she’s wanted to be an artist

Her parents told her she’d never make any cashola as an artist

They told her to become an accountant or lawyer

She’s a free spirit that would die in the tightly controlled political BS worlds of a legal office

Most offices are full of BS don’t you think?

So 3 years ago she embarked upon her new career

She was scared of failing

Of looking foolish

Of not being good enough

But she knew she had to reclaim her life

I told her to go for it, life is short!

She did and she’s been forever changed as a result, she looks visibly younger as a result of following her dreams

This morning she was worried about her final exam…

I told her her exam results would have no bearing upon her success as an artist

Her customers wouldn’t give a rats-ass if she got a distinction or simply a pass

Her customer will only care about themselves and their needs, wants and desires

That’s why I love being an online entrepreneur

Your customers couldn’t care less what degrees you have or don’t have

Not a jot of interest will be shown in your past career or your CV

No my career focused friend, all they’ll want to know is what are you selling and will it solve their problems

Y’see solving peoples problems online can make you oodles of lovely cashola

All you need to do is find a group of people with a problem they want solving

“I want to cook nicer food”

“I want to look healthier”

“I want a gift for my friends birthday”

and on and on it goes

LOTS of lovely cashola creating problems to solve!

Want to learn how to find the best problems to solve and then supply a solution that will make you a solid income?

Then join 246 other Aussie as they start online businesses

Learn more here ___> http://roarlocal.com.au/aussie-online-entrepreneurs/

Neil Asher