About Neil Asher

Neil Asher - lazy Git Neil Asher my mates call me running businesses in 5 countries, entrepreneur and 3rd worst flamenco guitarist in London, twice customer of week at Starbucks and full time dad to Isabella Asher, I love helping people get their business online

How stoopid people make more cashola than you

When I was at school we had to do art classes

I’m no artist so I kinda hated it

We usually dislike things we’re no good at


My mate (Billy Pinder) was a terrible artist too

He was thick as 2 short planks but great fun to hang out with

His parents told him if he got an B or better in all his final exams they’d get him the car he wanted

A mini 1275 GT

Knowing that he sucked at art Billy hatched a plan to get his B

He had a friend set up his art as paint by numbers

1 = Red

2 = Blue

3 = Yellow

etc etc

All he had to do was paint the right colour in the right place

It made art easy for him and he actually ended up being pretty good at drawing

He got his B and his folks got him his mini

Billy may have been stoopid but he sure was smart!

Anyone can follow a step by step plan

That’s why I’ve made the training in the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs “business building by numbers” simple!

Step 1, step 2, step 3 etc etc

Follow the steps and out the other side pops an ecommerce business

Wanna see the steps?

Then get yourself into the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs


It’s business by numbers that anyone can do regardless of your experience or lack of it


See you in there

Neil Asher

“I’m suing you”

Do you have kids?

I do, 2 beautiful girls

Charlotte – 5

Isabella – 9

Cool kids.. I’m biased of course 😀

I love hanging out with them and ruffling them up

What about when they get older though, kids stop wanting to hang out with their parents and want to hang out with their friends instead


Well in Shanghai disgruntled parents can now sue their kids if they don’t visit enough

At a press conference last week, authorities said that kids who no longer live with their parents must “visit or send greetings often,” or else face some pretty severe consequences.

Freaky huh!

Want a better way to stay in touch with your kids?

Teach them how to sell stuff online

Most kids now a days are going to do it tough getting a job

Robots taking most white collar jobs

My plan is to employ my girls in my business to give them their first real world experience and some much needed references for their CV

That’s the hardest part isn’t it, getting your first job

After that it’s easy

Plus I can teach them a skill that will never go out of fashion

Entrepreneurship will be alive and well in the robot apocalypse :d


LOTS of the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs build their businesses with their kids

It works well

Keeps the family together

Everyone learning new skills

Makes sense right?

Wanna learn as a family?

Then head on over to

Get yourself joined up then email me and I’ll give the family access too 🙂

Neil Asher

This One Thing = 430% More Success

1This One Thing = 430% More Success

We have 246 people in the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs

Folks from all around Australia

Phil in Perth

Karen in Sydney

Miriam in Townsville

Ian in Brisbane

Athena in Melbourne

Max in Tasmania

Kevin in Adelaide

with ages ranging from Sam who’s 36

To Rodger who’s 84

We have ex tradies

Stay at home mums

A few lawyers (I have to let them in otherwise they get the shits with me)

School teachers

Factory workers

Window cleaners

All walks of life are represented as are all races, lifestyles and religions

We’re a pretty diverse cross section of Australia


Right now the folks in the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs are 430% MORE likely to succeed online


Coaching + Support

Easy as that

If you have someone actively coaching and supporting you then you are 430% MORE likely to succeed

Pretty cool huh

Just by having someone barracking for you, helping you and answering questions for you, which, by the way, is EXACTLY what you need when you’re starting a new business!


Can I interest you in joining 246 other Aussies just like you in the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs?


You’ll be 430% MORE likely to succeed if you do 🙂

And if you want to set yourself yourself free that makes sense right?

Neil Asher

Confessions of pommy git at Bondi

Bondi beachBack in 1999 when I first arrived in Australia

I thought it was the height of awesomeness to live at Bondi Beach

So along with 7 other sweaty whinging poms I found a house to rent with my new found pommy mates

Day 1 of my new life as a pom in Bondi

7am drink a beer

7:30am smoke a joint

8am head to Bondi Beach

My new mates played a prank on me at the beach

They gave me a tube of zinc cream and told me it was factor 30 sun cream

10 minutes later I looked like a milk bottle!

I was almost reflective 😀

Mission for the day… catch a wave at Bondi beach

So into the water I jumped and exactly 14 minutes later I was being rescued by the Bondi’s SLSC


A less than auspicious start to my time here in Oz

After that though I decided to learn to swim properly

(not a lot of swimming required in Nottingham)

I got good fast and was soon swimming a 5 K’s a day before most folks got out of their pits

After a while though life got in the way

Busy at work

Busy with kids


So i stopped swimming

Over the weekend I decided to jump back in the water and start swimming again

So I jumped into the bay at Little Manly where I live and after a minute I was knackered!

What they hay?

I used to be able to swim 10 K’s and battle sharks!

But, just like everything… If you don’t use it, ya lose it.

You can lose your cardio endurance pretty quickly if you don’t keep swimming… And as I’m finding out, it’s a complete swine to get it back.

Anyway…what I plan to do know is keep swimming through this uncomfortable, wheezy, whingy part, in a few weeks…everything will feel better.

It’s the same with taking action towards your dreams. The first couple of things you do will be the wheezy, burny, snotty swims where you get rescued by the life savers.

You’ll finish flat on your back on the beach and wonder how the surfers find this fun…

…and then, after a month or so, you’ll be the one smiling, high fiving and making moves to set yourself free!

Start that month of snotty swims today so you can get to the good stuff faster!

First job?

get your arse into the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs!

It’s a sweet deal at just $47 a month and this way, at least you can get over the hard part without breaking the bank 😉

Neil Asher

Bidnez tips from egg tossers

egg_tossMy mate Dave loves a game of “toss the egg”

Also known as footy or NRL

(the only game of football is soccer, where they actually play with their feet 😉

He watches it every opportunity he gets

He plays in a fantasy football league

As I said… total addict


He convinced me to stop watching the Formula 1 long enough to actually watch a game of footy

You know what

I kinda like it

It’s great lessons for bidnez and for life

When these guys get knocked down they get right back up and get back in the game

If they get taken off the pitch they’re kinda shitty because they know that the glory comes from playing the game not watching it

They train like crazy and practice new things, new plays, new strategies

That’s a LOT like success online

It ain’t all a bed of roses

You’ve got to put in the hours of practice to hone your online skills

– Sourcing great products

– Writing compelling product descriptions

– Taking action and getting things done

These are the secrets to online success

I can help you with 2 out of 3 of those

The part that you have to bring to the table is the taking action part

Once you’ve taken the first step by joining my group of rag tag Aussie Online Entrepreneurs though, i’ll be there every step of the way

– Mentoring you

– Supporting you

– Coaching you

– Picking you up when you fall, and

– Keeping your ass in the game. . .

. . . so the glory can be yours!

Join me


Neil Asher

How Rupert Murdoch Lost $100 Mill

Neil AsherYou know I never stop being surprised by seemingly smart people getting ripped off for millions

Take Rupert Murdoch for instance

He’s worth 12.3 billion

So, you know, pretty smart with his cash right?

Well Murdoch invested 100 mill into a blood testing company called Theranos


The female spruiker behind this elaborate scam was one heck of a sales woman apparently and used her skills to fleece lots of smart investors

100 mill… makes you think huh

That’s why I love Amazon

It’s Tested

It’s Proven

It Works!

In the 2015 letter to shareholders Jeff Bezos said that the average seller on Amazon working 15 hours or more a week makes $100K a year!

Holy cashola batman!

Can I interest you in working 15 hours a week and making $100K a year?

Thought so 😉

Listen this is not going to make you a billionaire


It can, and does, set folks just like you free

Want someone to show you step by step how to duo that?

Then join my merry band of freedom loving friends!

Click the link below and take a look

Neil Asher

why (some of) your friends want you to fail

117tqf“Feeling like shit right now.

Got too comfortable after a couple of wines at a party & showed 2 of my ‘friends’ my logo & shared what I am doing.

Let me tell you HUGE mistake.

The negative crap people put on you is unbelievable.

Don’t do this & don’t do that. FFS!

My advice is keep it to yourself until your making it.”


That little splash of unicorn loveliness is a post in the Aussie online Entrepreneurs from Rach

She quickly discovered that sometimes telling your friends your goals

Can be a recipe for disaster

As another one of our members jean says

“they have to put you down to make themselves feel worthwhile.

Suck it up baby and hold you head up high because you are not afraid to have a go!

What are those dumb clucks doing with their lives?

I applaud you for giving it a go!”

As you can see we’re a supportive bunch in the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs

It’s true though

Some of your friends will pull you down if you let them

That’s why being amongst like minded people is so important to your success

You need a bunch of cheerleaders in your corner, shouting


Because you can

If you’d like 246 people all helping you as you set yourself free check out what we do here


Neil Asher

Why Porsche + Channel Never Discount

Porsche On sale?

Porsche On sale?

Over the weekend it was black Friday and yesterday it was Cyber Monday

Both are marketer made up holidays to sell you stuff

Amazon will do Billions in sales

Most people I know on Amazon will discount their stuff and like good sheeple lose money that they could have made by selling at full price

Wanna know something important?

Great brands never go on sale

Luis Vuitton

Never ever ever will you see them on sale


Because it ruins brands and loses profits

Here’s the reality

1. Some people only buy when there is a sale. (these are always the worst customers to have)

2. Other people value your product and will pay full price, putting it on sale kills profits you could have made

3. Cyber Monday sales are followed by very slow Tuesdays, weak Wednesdays and crappy Thursdays. The sales bump is an illusion

4. Why would someone pay full price if you always discount? Discounting is a race to the bottom that you’ll lose playing against the Chinese.

My advice for what it’s worth is to copy great brands

There’s a reason they’re so successful

It ain’t because they discount

Want to learn from the some of the best brands on Amazon?

Then come join 246 other smart Aussies in the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs


Neil Asher

1000 People Were Expected 30,000 Came

Neil AsherIn 1990 after 14 years of negotiations Russia opened it’s first McDonalds

The day of the opening it was minus 14 degrees ion Moscow,

For comparison the coldest temperature in Australia last year was minus 7 at Charlotte pass

For most Aussies anything below zero and you’ll hear expletives fill the crisp morning air.

So at best 1000 people were expected to the opening

by 6am there was a queue 1km LONG!

Beat that Apple!

all in all over 30,000 Russians braved the sub arctic temperatures, to get a taste of western culture

That’s the power of the new

It’s the same when you take an Australian product and sell it on Amazon

They go ga ga for our products

Ugg Boots


Baby Formula

The list goes on and on

Right now there’s a crazy opportunity to launch an Aussie brand in a new country


Best way to do that?


Amazon has just invested $5 Billion into India

India has the fastest growing economy in the world

Want to learn how to take advantage of this unique opportunity?

Then check out what we do at the Aussie Online Entrepreneurs

You’ll learn

– How to source the perfect product

– Set up your Amazon store

– And start making sales

Check it out here:


Neil Asher

PROOF Chinese Robots Will Kills Us

Bang You're Dead!Right now you already know that a robot is gunning for your job

Jobs are being automated at an unprecedented rate and frankly, if you’re not putting a plan B in place, you’re a fool.

(for a plan B see below)


Robots will not only steal your job they’ll also ultimately kill you

Here’s why

Imagine that 2 countries are at war

China and America let’s say

China has drones and combat robots that are fully autonomous, meaning no human interaction is required

They are controlled by Artificial Intelligence (AI)

America, bowing to liberals, has drones and combat robots that are, in part, controlled by humans

Liberals were worried that AI empowered robots would simply kill us all

So all US weapons have a fail safe, a human must press the “kill” button

OK let’s play this little battle out

An American robot drone meets a Chinese robot drone above the south china sea

The Chinese drone instantly launches an attack

Human reactions are fast, but a radio signal has to travel from the drone to the human and back agin

In the time this happens

The American drone is dead

Same goes on the battle field

Combat drones that have a human fail safe will lose

AI powered combat robots will reign supreme

How long until America changes all it’s weapons to AI ?

Not long

See where I’m going with this?

ANY country that relies on a human fail safe for their killing machines will be disadvantaged in battle

No one likes to lose

So all killing machines will be autonomous

and then…

Well, you can work out the rest

Here’s why I’m telling you this

Depending on who you ask that little scenario is 7 – 20 years away

I don’t know about you but I’m keen to maximise the fun I have between now and then!

Best way to have fun?

That usually involves se.xytime and cashola

(anyone tells you that something is better than s,e.x is simply not doing it right!)

Money can and does buy happiness

I know of no better way to make oodles of lovely cashola than an online business

Your job is screwed anyway so you may as well get busy on your plan B now!

I can show you how to do that

Join 246 other Australians as Aussie Online Entrepreneurs

I’ll show you exactly how to build your own human powered cashola creating machine

Check it out here


Neil Asher